Monthly Archives: July 2014

Tuesday Sniping: Fútbol Withdrawal Edition

Posted on July 15, 2014 by Steven Unite

Shoot! Shoot it! MLS = Methadone League Soccer…

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Tuesday Sniping: Judy Greer Edition

Posted on July 15, 2014 by Steven Unite

Double-delight. The beautiful and talented actress discusses garlic with some tatted-up pantry boy. Garlic breath would not keep us away from her, no way.

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Monday Boxing: Mario Götze Edition

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Steven Unite

The smallest German on the pitch yesterday, the biggest finish of the tournament. Heil!

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First Post: Sunday, July 13, 2014

Posted on July 13, 2014 by Steven Unite

This one never gets old. It has aged beautifully over the last four years. Truly, who even remembers that Spain was in the tournament in 2014? But this 2010 moment of Ed Bundy triumph will live forever. ¡Salud!

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First Post: Saturday, July 12, 2014

Posted on July 12, 2014 by Steven Unite

Hollywood Bowl season again, another year, another summer. Last night, the sultry crooner Mr. Chris Isaak was on the bill, and the ladies were swooning. Have always considered Mr. Lloyd Cole an art-damaged, more cerebral version of Chris Isaak.

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First Post: Friday, July 11, 2014

Posted on July 11, 2014 by Steven Unite

Hey, buddie! Pssst! You, over there…c’mere! The Southland Corp. wants to give you something for free today…today only!

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First Post: Thursday, July 10, 2014

Posted on July 10, 2014 by Steven Unite

Chastened by Brasil’s boneheaded bombing forward in the previous day’s semifinal, Argentina rather dug in and kept proceedings firmly in check en route to the bore draw after 120 mins., and this time there was no genius manoeuvering from the … Continue reading →

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On-Line at The Short Line Simulblast Edition for Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Posted on July 9, 2014 by Steven Unite

Reprinted from Tuesday’s late editions…

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First Post: Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Posted on July 9, 2014 by Steven Unite

Man, that was a larrpuin’. Seven times Die Mannschaft was able to ‘balge de ol’ ahnyun bag’ as Tommy Smyth (pronounced like ‘smite’ with a ‘th’ sound at the end) would put it. Brasil only once. Sad times, broken spine, … Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Low-Miles Edition

Posted on July 8, 2014 by Steven Unite

A cream puff. Achieved mainly on the surface streets with very little idling in gridlock. It is possible to live in La-La Land without the traffic taking years from your life. Happy motoring!

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