Monthly Archives: December 2017

All right, all right, ya Guy Lombardo fans! Take it easy! No Guy Lombardo this year! Regrets! Instead, here’s a good year-end dittie! Enjoy! Not sad!

Looking for a high temperature of 74°F around 2 p.m. PST here in beautiful downtown Studio City.

Somebody in Wash., D.C., is going to have his vitals etc. checked over at Walter Reed. We want to know!

Hello, WHITE AMERICA! (‘White’ = being ‘snowed-on’.) Scare-quotes forever! You know who likes to use scare-quotes, don’t you? Yes, sir!

Practical gifts are the best!

All right, all right, ya Coastal Elites! Take it easy! A tasty tradition at the Home Office here in Studio City on Dec. 25 each year: Grand Marnier pain perdu. Bourgeois!

WE’RE SAYIN’ ‘¡FELIZ NAVIDAD!’ AGAIN! ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD!

MERRY XMAS EVE!

A Good Week for Catalonia is capped by Barça’s unimpeachable nil-3 away triumph over Real Madrid at the unfriendly Bernabeu.

Scrub on over to the 13:26 mark. Dick Enberg, R.I.P.