Monthly Archives: August 2026

The final match of Week 2 of your 2026-27 English Premier League season took place today with your No. London Arse traveling to the midlands for the always tricky challenge presented by Aston Villa at Villa Park. It was goalless … Continue reading →

Savage! But we’ll allow it! And if you have a tantrum like the one shown in today’s editorial-cartoon lede, well, go pound sand on the shores of the Gulf of Mexico, or if you don’t like people of darker complexion, … Continue reading →

A little color & botany today to add some ultra vivid scenes to your otherwise dull, gray & listless experience! Yea, verily, that’s a big assumption on our part; your life is probably much more interesting than ours — probably!

Friday!

Thursday!

Handsome devil! He’ll reach the age of 10 this October.

R.I.P., Dolly Parton. No other words necessary other than…vale!

Just about quarter-past the 4 p.m. hour here in roasting Southern California generally, and specifically at elev. approx. 1,150-ft above sea level at latitude 34.07º N longitude 118.21º W and the hyperlocal temperature sits at about 96ºF. And the thermometer … Continue reading →

Infernal week coming-up here in terms of the mercury looking to shatter the upper bounds of the thermometer. It’s been discovered recently that the mental mind, the brain, the ol’ meat computer encased in the cranium between the shoulders, is … Continue reading →

For the first time in this here Web log’s history, we are able to usher-in a new season of England’s top-flight fútbol by reminding yourself that the competition’s titleholders, defending champeens etc. are your No. London Arse. And earlier today … Continue reading →