Monday Boxing: Mario Götze Edition

Two touches, one immortal goal

The smallest German on the pitch yesterday, the biggest finish of the tournament. Heil!

Good match. Argentina resolute but ultimately like the game runner-up in a ding-dong stretch battle who loses by a dirty nose, defeated all the same. Perhaps they were hanging a bit there, too, what with all those clear chances on goal gone begging. See you in four years, FIFA. That gives Russia more than enough time to erect a statue of ‘Putin the Redeemer’ outside its national stadium. Spasibo!

Keystone
Race 8: #4 Cerro (early) – #8 Sue Them All (final)

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Dosvedanya.