Monthly Archives: April 2020

https://twitter.com/quinthomas_/status/1255910351683624966?s=21 RIGHT…ON…SCHEDULE! The denial is thick with THOSE PEOPLE! THOSE PEOPLE!

Stuart Varney preaching straight fire here! Stuart Varney…WORD! Speaking of ‘mother’…MOTHER—you-know-what!

A good song for our confused, noxious times. This song is irresistible. Also, this song may be NSFWFH, especially if in your household you call your wife ‘mother’. Or something like that.

Tulane Basketball! Tulane! Remember John Hot-Rod Williams and the infamous Green Shave from the mid-1980s? Of course you do!

No matter how hard Stephen Moore — who? — tries, he’ll never taint ROSA PARKS for us. Never! Scrub on over to the 2:11 mark for the money shot! Then stay tuned to see how good your lip-reading skills are! Profane! Exclamation … Continue reading →

At least it’s so hot that it’ll kill the virus AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT CLINGS TO DEAR LIFE! Hahahahaha. Just kidding. JUST BEING SARCASTIC! On the other hoof, a little gallows humour never hurts. Better gallows humour than never-ending fakery … Continue reading →

Nat’l. Arbor Day now. INJECT THAT LARCH WITH SUNSHINE!

All right, all right, ya’ culture vultures! Take it easy! Today is Saint George’s Day, so we remind you of this rallying cry from Billie Jakesbeer’s Henry V.

Earth Day 2020. We think the way-less-problematic conspiracy theory — way better than the one about how the new telecommunications protocol called 5G is transmitting the novel coronavirus — is that the planet itself created the virus so that the … Continue reading →

Happy Birthday today to Rob’t Smith, 61. Good song about being yourself, not trying to impress everybody, not giving a f—. The anti-SOcial MEdia song!