Monthly Archives: November 2013

For your 2013 Black Friday, a little 1989 Black Francis. He’s the one without any hair on his fat, round head strumming the acoustic guitar. The electric guitarist is a Pinoy. Crazy Pilipinosz!

Phillie Mummersz firing up Broad Street — and it’s not even Jan. 1! Put down that turkey leg and sing along! Everybody, Happy Thanksgiving, unless you are a Native American, in which case we weep a Trail of Tears for … Continue reading →

All right, all right, ya Maccabeeansz. Tonight’s your big night. May all your spins of the dreidel end up on gimel. Never shin. Or something like that. Now, where’s them latkes?!

All right, all right, ya Pac-Man-loversz! Mannie did the right thing this time, keeping that glass-jaw Rommey (Rommey!) out of his prefight dressing room. Last night in Macau, Mannie had a true competitor as a visitor before he stepped into … Continue reading →

Today marks the final time Tulane will play an American Gridiron Throwball game inside the Louisiana Superdome.

O Dallas you shine with an evil light O Dallas you shine with an evil light How’d you turn a billion steers into buildings made of mirrors, and why am I drawn to you tonight? O Dallas you shine with … Continue reading →