Author Archives: Steven Unite

As we do right around this time each year at this here Web log, we are pleased to announce: ‘WE HAVE JACARANDA’. Right in the general sweetspot between Memorial Day & Independence Day (U.S.). Behold!

You are looking almost-live at the Executive Swimming Pool at the Home Office & World Headquarters of Cynthia Publishing Co., Studio City / Upper Nichols Canyon, Cailf. The pool’s crystal-clear appearance and organism-free environment make for safe, healthy & enjoyable … Continue reading →

AMERI-AMERI-AMERI-AMERI-AMERICAN!

All right, all right, ya’ big-league hoopball fanatics! Take it easy! Those upstart Gotham Knickerbockers are coming back home to your Big Apple tonight, and while there may be a wannabe king (lowercase) bullying his way into the proceedings, we … Continue reading →

Savage! We’ll allow it!

From the warm & golden West, good afternoon this time. To the Central & Eastern Time Zones, good evening. Good evening now!

Yes, we are heavy on the sportsball coverage. It’s one of the last refuges of truth & credibility (mostly, except for rasslin’ & dope-up sports like cycling & outright flim-flam buncombe scams like U.S. Presidential golf). The ball don’t lie, … Continue reading →

An up-and-down mood since last we posted: English Premiership title secured, UEFA Champions League glory still agonizingly unfulfilled. Next year for the Double, Triple, Quadruple etc. As always, #COYG!

Ladies & gentlemen, for the first time since the 2021-22 season, your No. London Arse are English Premiership Champions. Our long international nightmare is over, long-suffering Gooners! Up the Arsenal! Come on you Gunners! #COYG

The famous scoreline rang-out at the end of the evening at The Emirates, with table-topping Arsenal FC (a k a ‘your No. London Arse’) prevailing in their 37th game of the 38-game English Premier League season, edging a stubborn visitor … Continue reading →