Monday Boxing: Tuesday Sniping Edition

Posted on November 19, 2012 by Steven Unite

You can tell it’s getting down to the end, not too much tracksz available for your Mondays and Tuesdays. Track-bias opportunities similarly shrink. Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, November 18, 2012

Posted on November 18, 2012 by Steven Unite

Saturday, Friday, Sunday, Thursday, Wednesday, Tuesday, Monday. That’s the preferred order. Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, November 17, 2012

Posted on November 17, 2012 by Steven Unite

Here’s a good autumn-y song for yourself…

It’s that era’s Byrds-revival guitars, that sort of effect… Continue reading →

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First Post: Friday, November 16, 2012

Posted on November 16, 2012 by Steven Unite
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A Welcome Migration…

Bimbo. Bimbo should take over Hostess. Bimbo has a fine track record of taking over distressed bakeries and not ruining their signature products. Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, November 15, 2012

Posted on November 15, 2012 by Steven Unite
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Nummie!

All right, all right, ya Candace Nelson (hothothothothot!) loversz! Here’s brown-butter pumpkin for the cake part, topped with caramel-cream-cheese frosting and crumpled-up extra caramel. Salud! Continue reading →

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First Post: Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Posted on November 14, 2012 by Steven Unite
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To The Rest of The World, Best Wishesz

All right, all right, ya 1 percentersz! Your fellow Makers & Producers in the 90210 send their holiday regardsz! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: G-O-A-L Amino-Acid Complex Edition

Posted on November 13, 2012 by Steven Unite

HGH, baby. Dr. Oz was not wrong! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Normal-Service-(Partially)-Resumed Edition

Posted on November 13, 2012 by Steven Unite

Thank you for your patience the past several days. We have been a proud partner with the HDW since 1995-6, and we hope to continue for a long time, as long as Thoroughbred racing in North America exists. Continue reading →

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HDW Outage Update

Posted on November 11, 2012 by Steven Unite

Good evening!

The fileservers at HDW (Handicappers Data Warehouse) have been down since this morning and will be down until further notice. Of course we shall let you know when normal service is resumed.

Files for Monday, Nov. 12, 2012, will not be available until early Monday morning, EST. When they do become available, you will NOT be able to download them via V6 or any other Cynthia Publishing Company software.

Instead, please stay tuned to this here Web log. In our next post, we will publish a link from which you can download your Monday racefiles.

We apologize for any inconvenience and appreciate your patience and continued support.

To expedite the recovery process at HDW, please direct any download questions directly to us. Many thanks!

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First Post: Sunday, November 11, 2012

Posted on November 11, 2012 by Steven Unite

These guys, they all look the same. Are their looks a genetic trait, the same genetic trait responsible for their angry worldview? Or, rather, does their anger stem from looking this way, that God so willed that they should look like this? Hmmmmmm. This is a terrific question! Chicken or egg? Egg or chicken! In other words, if you look like one of these guys, are you also destined to be angry due to a larger genetic typing by which this look and this anger are evolutionarily linked? Or is it the other way around: because you lack any sort of attractiveness, you must stomp around in anger because, well, no one really wants to go through life so ugly on the outside and so you have to rage out and blame God and everyone else etc. and so on? ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS! Continue reading →

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