Category Archives: News

First Post: Thursday, April 24, 2014

Yesterday, the Bard. Today, even better. Today, yea, verily, the One-Eyed Pug! Many happy returns, you 13-year-old dog, you! Allah bless you!

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First Post: Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Billie Jakesbeer, Happy Birthday, you old bard, you! You live forever.

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Tuesday Sniping: David Moyes, R.I.P. Edition

Bring on the new messiah, wherever He may roam…

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Monday Boxing: Passter/Eastover/Sedinner Edition

Shalleluia!

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First Post: Sunday, April 20, 2014

From the West, Happy Easter!

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First Post: Saturday, April 19, 2014

Now this is Class, unlike that phony co-opting copycat R. Loren or however that fake name he made up for himself is. R. Loren a derivative scam, like Mike Milken, and in a JILLion years would never honour such a … Continue reading →

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On-Line at The Short Line Simulblast Edition for Saturday, April 12, 2014

Reprinted from last Saturday’s late editions…

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First Post: Friday, April 18, 2014

Good Friday now. Here’s a story.

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First Post: Thursday, April 17, 2014

Dinner-table intrigue, hacked-off ears in the Garden. Golgotha calling.

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Tuesday Sniping: Dan Ugh!la Edition

Hotlanta v. Philalala in the American Top-Flight Beisbol last night. Two second basemen, both with surnames starting with the letter ‘U’. Ugueth Urbina was going wild, waving his machete at the big-screen TV whenever either of those second basemen appeared … Continue reading →

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