Hotlanta v. Philalala in the American Top-Flight Beisbol last night. Two second basemen, both with surnames starting with the letter ‘U’. Ugueth Urbina was going wild, waving his machete at the big-screen TV whenever either of those second basemen appeared in the picture. However, he had neglected to bring his jerrycan of petrol in from the garage.
Philsz rally hard from 1-5 down to lead 6-5 and needing only to keep the Bravos from scoring in their final three outs in the top of the 9th. Where’s Ugueth Urbina when you need him? He would have preserved the win. Heck, even Papelbon would have done it. Except Papelbon was on an enforced day of rest. Jake Diekman needed only to retire three Bravos without allowing any potential baserunners to score. Good odds he could do it.
He did not. In fact, he allowed four runs in, thanks to a grand slam by Dannie Ugh!la, one of the second basemen, the one playing for Hotlanta.
Ugueth Urbina was outraged. He stormed into his garage, grabbed his jerrycan of petrol, walked back into the den and emptied the contents of the jerrycan onto the big-screen TV. Then he struck a match with his machete and tossed the flame at the TV. In the ensuing conflagration, before the TV sparked and went black for the last time, the image of Diekman’s crestfallen face melted in a mess of collapsing plasma and plastic.
Before the rest of the house caught fire, Urbina’s cellphone rang. He answered it with a grunt.
‘Hello! Ugueth Urbina?’
Urbina grunted again.
‘Yeah, Ugueth. Ryne Sandberg here…’
Beulah
Race 4: #4 Thunder Indy Lane
Chas. Town
Race 2: #10 Scarlet Hall
Mountain
Race 3: #5 Minguns Prospect
Race 6: #5 Pawn Shop Queen
Race 8: #2 Halles Song
Bonkers Box (Race 3): #5 Minguns Prospect – #2 High Plateau
The WRD
Race 3: #6 Mrs McLintock
Race 5: #4 Breathethefire
Race 8: #1 Nothing But Me
Bonkers Box (Race 5): #4 Breathethefire – #10 Smile for Gin
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!
well until “someone” can re-establish our message board…i have questions???? but ok maybe the boys in the back room (or others) can answer questions??/?/?
what speed ratings do the boys in the back room use? Cramers or the other? why does the input screen show the other speed ratings w/ var’s? and has any one compared the 2 speed ratings? i use cramers..
now then …pens in 6, first round and NYR in 6…easypeasy 1st round..
Reply coming, but do you really want this site resembling paidadvertisements.com?
Here are the official settings from the Home Office in Dubuque, Ia.
Sorry about the input screen. We shall take it under advisement.
Playoff hockey. Nothing like it. Overtime is rad. Tyvm.
HONEYMAN’S WEDNESDAY KEENELAND REPORT::: Arrived in smilin condition after finding out that other than free admission with my KEENELAND SELECT wagering account Gold Card>>> Get this!!! Use your card for FREEEE Parkin & FREEE Racin Form. Hows that, Justa Swangin Now. What is the odds I win today??? 10/1 winner, 8/5 Loser ???? First race, already missin the old cardboard tickets & still playin the DAILY DOUBLE the way the GOOD LORD intended races to be. Liked the 5, it had last W/O that equals Par time for 4f and Doc Chandlers 6 horse 20 f. of works in 20 days. RATZ the fav. wins & DD Down the drain. I used the 6 in the 2nd race> 3rd on Betting Line/ best times in Speed & Pace Summary/ OK in LIFELINE 96 SPEED. I print these three and take them with me, get all 3 on one page. I did bet the 6 in 2nd race but AIRY COCKS somehow keeps the 2 from quittin and I get beat by a 1/2, DRATZ. RACE 3 > Between top 2 betting line horses 7 & 6. To much info hurts sometimes. 6, the winner, was the better bet, but this razor sharp mind remembered seeing R. BECK is 0 for 14 droppin in purse. Guessed wrong again,gripin and grumblin on the Horizon?. DRATS. lost 4th. Did win the 5th> noting how that HISTORY repeats itself>> think it was a 20+ dollar score>> AH HA. I scored in 7th betting Show only on the 12= 5.60. 7th> I am queer for WO Shippers & I score again, think it was 20+also. R8 > I love the GIRTENS, Shirley Girten’s boy TIM, I suppose, Brings VIOLA, just like my aunt {Viola Lovelace} the florist from the poorest county in america Wolfe, back to Lex,> He means business and is made Fav. This razor sharp mind, full, of useless information tells self, go ahead and bet, the RAMSEY loverZ will bring you back. Well 3/1 another winner and a smilin face left or was it laft again. Free parkin, Free admission, Free Seat, Free form. Not enuff people to start a good fight today. NO SKIRTZ< No College Sweeties< no sexy owners wives. I'll be back Friday for more TORTURE!!!!!
The "HONEYMAN"
Reply coming. Tennis first. Tyvm.
ya got me… no paid ads…ill just “bug” you on these “snipings”
Only kidding. We will get to your issue shortly. We don’t need no stinkin’ paidadvertisement.com hysterics in here. We want it pure. No paidadvertisement.com hysterical-types, OK? Tyvm.
how true HONEYMAN about KEE. i cant hit water if i fell out of the boat!