First Post: Saturday, April 19, 2014

Brooks Bros. #1 alwayszzz

Now this is Class, unlike that phony co-opting copycat R. Loren or however that fake name he made up for himself is. R. Loren a derivative scam, like Mike Milken, and in a JILLion years would never honour such a traditional and old-money event as the Kentucky Derby, America’s Most Famous Horse Race. Thank you, thank you, tyvm…accept no substitute wannabes. Brooks Bros. > 99¢ Store > R. Loren. Same goes for your handicapping materials and software programmes! Do not settle for ripoffs! Tyvm!

Full link to the Brooks Bros. millinery:

http://www.brooksbrothers.com/Derby-Accessories/women-derby-accessories,default,sc.html?lid=topnav-menu

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 4, 5, 9
Calder / Gulf Calder 1, 4, Gulf 1, 2, 9
Santa Anita 7

Pay-side: Today…

Golden Gate 3, 9
Hawthorne 5, 6, 7, 10
Keeneland 5, 6, 7, 8, 10
Lone Star 3, 4, 6, 7, 9
Pimlico 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10
Tampa 7, 11
Woodbine 5, 6, 10

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Haw 5 & 6 on the pay-side. Likewise Kee 7 and Pim 5, 8, 9, 10 (that’s a clean sweep at Ol’ Hilltop!).

Uh-oh. Aqu 8 features one of ’em Triple Threat Horseys: #1 La Verdad. True dat! Same goes for #6 Enterprising in SA 8.

Hoo-boy. #2 Solitary Ranger is a Triple Threat Horsey, too, but at 6-1 on your morning line in Kee 9. Now what?

One of those exciting seven-stakes cards on offer this evening at Chas. Town. In Race 8 there, #5 Down Town Allen has the quality, which might not be on full display tonight, his first competition in more than seven months. One race later, #4 In the Fairway also seems too good. Three in a row in that vein as #3 Rise Up appears to dominate Race 10.

Fear not, Longshot Louiesz! In Race 11, #1 Wardelle, #8 Flattering Bea, #9 Saturday Surprise (!), #4 Prize Winner all can perform better than expected.

Yesterday’s Activity: Ned Reldem reports from an undisclosed wagering location on the Eastern Seaboard.

‘That is what I am talking about! KABOOM! Reldem, Esq., hits the big score. Tampa Race 3. Racing Breezy top of the line went off at 32-1, wins going away, paying $67.40.

‘Also won on a Triple Threat Horsey overbet at Calder, so a very good start today.’

Kindly note that Att. Reldem is not allowed to contact us unless he is winning. Tyvm.

Racing Breezy, then. Top of the V6 Betting Line as a first-time starter. As long as the connection line is acceptable, we go, especially at 15-1 on the morning line and at 32-1 in real life.

Racing Breezy’s connection line: 12pc/10pc/0pc (from 0 starts). Not stellar, just scraping by, really, but the lines have been drawn. We go. This time, OK. Of course, this particular bet is capable of losing 30-out-of-30 times, too.

As well, don’t forget that the HONEYMAN®, all CAPS plus the Registered Trademark symbol, Patent Pending, wanted to shove it to the haircutsz in Lexington, and he did it via Tesseron.

Many people had this one, it seems. The morning line was 12-1, and that wound up down at 8-1, $19.20 up top.

As always, Welcome to The Home of The Runner-Up Finish, this time nearly led by 19½-1 Kisses From Ocala in Haw 4. She was beaten by the 7-10 fave, and these two combined for your $25 exacta, for $2.

Another near-hit in Pim 3, in which Bonkersmate So Serene ran second at 11-1. Ah, the winner was 38-1, and not gettable from here. Regretsz!

WMF Report:

Early
Aqueduct 6f
Beulah 5½f, 6f
Chas. Town 4½f, 7f
Evangeline 6f
Gulf 6f
Hawthorne 6½f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Mountain 6f
PennNat 6f
Santa Anita 6f
Tampa 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.