Tag Archives: longshots

Belt-way base-ball! Belt-way base-ball! Let’s go O’s! Let’s go Natsz! Do it for the Nattie Bo! Do it for the giant foam presidents!

No Chain of Office and no hope of getting one…

Drew, Helio, regretsz — you just can’t compete against this dancing supernova, Teen Advocate Krystal. It will be difficult, but please try to redeem your lives elsewhere, away from the call-in voters. Gov. Palin, thank you for your legacy! This … Continue reading →

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

If it’s Sunday, it’s football — but really today it’s fútbol! Sí, claro, tonight brings El Clásico in España, this time in the Catalunya region and Camp Nou, ancestral home of F.C. Barçelona. (What? You’d rather watch common molesters like … Continue reading →

Pet peeves: loudmouths who aren’t as smart as they think they are. Ergo: nearly 100 percent of the interwebsz, television and the radio put together, plus a good three-fourths of the remainder of the popular culture.

In our neverending search for the ideal manic pixie dream girl, we throw this adorable entry into the mix:

Yaz = Affirmed. Miguel Cabrera > Spectacular Bid > Alysheba > Sunday Silence > Silver Charm > Real Quiet > Charismatic > War Emblem > Funny Cide > Smarty Jones > Big Brown > I’ll Have Another > E. Gagne … Continue reading →