First Post: Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Drew, Helio, regretsz — you just can’t compete against this dancing supernova, Teen Advocate Krystal. It will be difficult, but please try to redeem your lives elsewhere, away from the call-in voters. Gov. Palin, thank you for your legacy! This is what good parenting should always look like…

Hoo-boy. Levi, ya picked the wrong hoss, brah. Too bad.

Free ones: Rundown…

Calder 3, 5, 6

Pay-side: Today…

Keeneland 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9
Delpark 3, 5, 6
Suffolk 5, 6, 7, 9
Hawthorne 2, 3, 5, 6, 8
Woodbine 1, 4, 7, 8
Remington 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None this time.

WMF Report:

Speed
Calder 6½f, 1m
Delpark 6f
PennNat 6f
Remington 1m
Suffolk 6f
Thistle 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Looks good in Race 9 at Albuquerque (7:34 p.m. EDT / 4:34 p.m. PDT) for the longshot duo of #7 Gavita and #6 Lookinatmydream. …Finale at Hoosier (9:24 / 6:24) for #5 Gunner, hoping to win it for Santi Cazorla, Gervinho and the rest of the Arsenal F.C. — come on, you Goonersz!

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!