Tag Archives: longshots

First Post: Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Steven Unite

Oblahblah v. Rommey (Rommey!), Round 1 tonight. Dipsomaniacs everywhere will be rooting for Kid Barack; he won’t take away their booze. In the other corner, Steuben-Glass-Jaw Mitt (Rommey!) looks to reinstitute Prohibition.

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Tuesday Sniping: Fernando Rodney Edition

Posted on October 2, 2012 by Steven Unite

He is the closer, and he is the man with the lowest ERA in the history of MLB.

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Tuesday Sniping: Gastropub Edition

Posted on October 2, 2012 by Steven Unite

All right, all right, ya gastropub hipstersz! This place soft-opened over the weekend. If you’re a fan of the fare served at English public schools (in the UK sense of “publick”, not the U.S. sense), this is for you.

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First Post: Sunday, September 30, 2012

Posted on September 30, 2012 by Steven Unite

End of September now, high temps of 97°F forecast for Studio City today. We harvest HEAT.

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First Post: Saturday, September 29, 2012

Posted on September 29, 2012 by Steven Unite

National Coffee Day! Drink up! Another missed opportunity for the Rommey (Rommey!) campaign. Like what one of the commenters (a neocon, to boot!) said about this (filthy rich) poor guy: “He makes J. Danforth Quayle look like ARISTOTLE…“ Yep, that’s … Continue reading →

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First Post: Friday, September 28, 2012

Posted on September 28, 2012 by Steven Unite

And sometimes it’s your birthday…

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First Post: Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Steven Unite

All right, all right, ya fast-observersz! Your Day of Atonementsz ends around 6:44 p.m. PDT in the West. What better way to refill your growling tummy than with several heaping bowls of MONGOLIAN B-B-Q! Oy! Soy!

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Tuesday Sniping: Kol Nidre Edition

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Steven Unite

Sunset tonight in the San Fernando Valley at quarter to 7. Gentiles take to the surface streets to find them eerily unhurried. As well, the restaurants are strangely relaxed and their kitchens are not deluged with orders sent back by … Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Jim Tunney Edition

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Steven Unite

Interception! No! Touchdown! No! Interception! No!

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First Post: Sunday, September 23, 2012

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Steven Unite

History is being made today at Bossier City, La. Good history.

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