First Post: Friday, March 1, 2013

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Steven Unite

National Unplugged Day from sunset to sunset. Untether yourself from the gadgets, gizmos and other electronics. Convenient for the Hebraics in that it falls on the Shabbat Shalom, the 24-hour period when many of them are wont to do this anyway. How does it always seem to work out for them like that? They know what they are doing! Conspiracy! Rothschilds!

Here’s the shegetsz R.E.M. band from Athens in Georgia, U.S.A. They were trendy and hip in their day, but not in the effete, weepy way these emo kidsz are right about now. And skinnie jeans? F that! Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, February 28, 2013

Posted on February 28, 2013 by Steven Unite
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Ora et labora…

Benedict XVI is gone, but St. Benedict never dies. Continue reading →

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First Post: Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Steven Unite
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Plump, Juicy, Luscious, the Jennifer Lawrence of Berries

Happy National Strawberry Day! How about a fresh-blended daiquiri? It’s sunny at 75°F here today! Mwah! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Jennifer Lawrence, Best Actress, Edition

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Steven Unite

Thanks to the Academy. Thank you to The Powers That Be for casting her as a relatable character, finally, absent the archery, away from Appalachia. Tyvm. Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, February 23, 2013

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Steven Unite

As always, thereformedbroker.com, Mr. Joshua M. Brown, gives us the proper perspective… Continue reading →

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First Post: Friday, February 22, 2013

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Steven Unite

Good afternoon! Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, February 21, 2013

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Steven Unite
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Bracing for Third…

Grapefruit League 2013 begins Saturday. Speaking of grapefruit, it is tasty and refreshing; however, if gynecomastia (a k a “man boobsz”) are a problem, grapefruit will only exacerbate the issue. Rather, enjoy this citrus delight only sparingly; for proper metabolizing of estrogen, ingest much broccoli, whose indoles keep the female sex hormone at optimal levels. Tyvm. Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Wednesday Hangover Edition

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Steven Unite

Trying to give some back! Unfortunately for the mutuel machines and your fellow horserace speculators, we are not able to post enough crazy (krz! cray!) issuesz today to return all the money removed from them yesterday. Hope you had ’em…complimentary (!) $502 daily doubles don’t grow on treesz! Regardsz! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Uptalking Edition

Posted on February 19, 2013 by Steven Unite

Living hermetically does have its advantages. It is only through third-party sources that we have heard anything about this young-female speech affectation called “uptalking”. Lookin’ at you, Lina Dumpham! You and your pudding face! Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, February 16, 2013

Posted on February 16, 2013 by Steven Unite

Currently 79°F for your Saturday afternoon in Studio City. Continue reading →

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