Tuesday Sniping: Uptalking Edition

Living hermetically does have its advantages. It is only through third-party sources that we have heard anything about this young-female speech affectation called “uptalking”. Lookin’ at you, Lina Dumpham! You and your pudding face!

As well, this Z. Mammette actress, so-called. She makes Jessica Sarah Parker-Broderick look like Catherine Deneuve! (Oh, mon dieu! Catherine Deneuve!) That’s darn hard to do, darn hard.

Precious, twee, ugh. Where’s good wholesome entertainment like ALF when you need it?

Beulah
Race 3: #7 Mass

Chas. Town
Race 3: #8 Mr. Mac’s Colleen
Race 6: #1 Bella Coles
Race 7: #4 Great Vintage
Race 8: #6 The Urugaucha

Keystone
Race 7: #4 Piscitelli
Race 8: #9 Rocky Romano
Bonkers Box (Race 6): #1 Bella Coles – #5 C B Rocks

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.