HiddenEntries (A Wholly Owned Cynthia Publishing Company Subsidiary Blog)

As you doubtless are aware by now, we tend to rail against the derivative. For example, why bother with Ralph Lauren and all his faux traditionalism (nothing but a veneer to cover up all that striving!) when you can go to the real deal, the Brooks Bros., est. 1818? Same goes for motorcars. The Far Eastern automotive marques should be limited to their Japanese originators, companies like Honda & Toyota. You can imagine how much we despise the Kias and Hyundais (that name! ugh! more examples of faulty Korean misdirection) of the world. So it goes with Caucasian trumpet blowers. Al Hirt forever! Boo on that stupid imitator who did the song about Tijuana. Al Hirt always greater than Halpert! (Like Hyundai, Halpert sounds like a cheap knockoff on the original name — for shame!) Always Al Hirt > Halpert. Continue reading →

You can’t force the issue, Bro-hams. If the play calls for you to stay home and chop-chop-chop in your zone as a middle-linebacker, you stay at home. You don’t force the issue. Sermon, homily, pontificate, dictate… Continue reading →