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How could you not be rooting for this guy? Handsome! Continue reading →

As they say, all the greats make it look easy. You watch this Golf Tournament on Television, and your mirror neurons are firing like crazy. Especially with that super-hi-def slo-mo replay of how the whole upper body pivots as a single entity at the waist, the head completely still and quiet, only turning forward after the arms have swung through, the wrists held high and together about the ear for the follow-through. Your mirror neurons are screaming, “I can do that!” And then you head to the nearest driving range and you realize your overoptimistic mirror neurons are not strong enough to overcome your halting and awkward gross motor skills. Sigh. Continue reading →

1925-2013

R.I.P., Jonathan Winters. No matter if early childhood was a little sad or troubled, he was one guy who always made us laugh. Hollywood Squares, his own show, it didn’t matter; he got through past the hurt and shame and made what was going on inside a little lighter. Continue reading →

All right, all right, ya duffersz! Watching the Tournament this weekend will have you feeling even more self-conscious about your jerky hook, your weak fade. Until you can hit it 300 like a tracer off the tee, best wishesz, Shank-o-potami! Continue reading →

Cliff Lee, can he also take Hamels and Halladay’s places in the starting rotation? Well, at least one of the other disappointing H’s (the big butter-and-egg man, the proclaimed Big Piece Mistah Ryno Howard) finally hit a homerun in a regular-season game. Break up the Philsz! Continue reading →