First Post: Thursday, April 11, 2013

All right, all right, ya duffersz! Watching the Tournament this weekend will have you feeling even more self-conscious about your jerky hook, your weak fade. Until you can hit it 300 like a tracer off the tee, best wishesz, Shank-o-potami!

Still love the exuberance the golfers show after they sink a long, rolling putt that just barely drips into the cup. Unlike the hotdogging that goes on in team sports nowadays, the golfersz are not really trying to show anybody up. They are merely celebrating a good shot, or themselves. That’s not that bad.

Free ones:

Calder 3
Santa Anita 3, 5, 6, 8

Pay-side:

Keeneland 1, 4, 6, 9
Pimlico 3, 5, 8, 9
Oaklawn 2, 4, 6, 8, 10
Golden Gate 1, 4
Lone Star (Tejas!) 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Opening Night at Grand Prairie, Tejas, and the first race of the meet is a stakes race. Man, they don’t even give you time to take your 10-gallon hat off and already there’s an added-money event to consider. No recommendations.

However, OP 9 is the Carousel but Shirley Jones is lamentably absent. Even in her current state, Shirley Jones blows away all the so-called stars of today, especially those Teen Dancers and Star Moms and Real Matchmakers. Nonetheless, Triple Threat Status is accorded to #4 Awesome Symmetry, 6-1 on your morning line. We’ll see.

Yesterday’s Activity: Only flagging, no bragging, forever and ever, amen, World Without End. Hallelujah, the missiles are away. Inchon Peninsula goodbye.

WMF Report:

Early
Santa Anita 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Night off…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.