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Drip, drip, drip…

Happy Saturate Saturday! Continue reading →

Cleansing the palate of all that cheezeykake… Continue reading →

A Spike Lee Joint! He’s a righteous jerk, surely, but the neighborhood-displacers he rails against might be even worse than him! Hollah! (Again, if you are around youngsters or mopesz with sensitive ears, put on the headphonesz!) Continue reading →

Big Brea…king Weather

Roll the tympani, cue the violinsz! Continue reading →

Nearly 80 million views…still as good as the very first one…talented performer…Oaktown, represent! Before the hipstersz take over and the gentrification is complete! Continue reading →

Saturday! What, ho! No cancellations? Quick, somebody call that move.org petition site or however those Olympic Skating Complainers are doing it to be bulliesz about a result they don’t like. Sheesh. What if those millionsz were actually horseplayers…would they storm the stewards and judges and light up the toteboard the way they thought was correct? Sign a petition and be a bullie. Get offended and hire a lawyer to secure your redress, same difference. Nowadays, it seems, you can always bullie your way to what you want. Go to a steakhouse, send your prime meats back to the kitchen because you demand to have them burned to a crisp well-done. Ugh. This. There’s better outlets for outrage. Everyone’s an expert nowadays, everyone’s opinion matters. They call up Amerika’s Idle or SuperStar Dancers and feel like they can bullie their way to a result.

Gone is the era of experts. Personal taste has now supplanted expertise. The world used to work a whole lot better as long as you could let go, trust the experts, and as long as you didn’t always feel moved to pick up the phone or sign a petition or send the food back to the kitchen just because it didn’t turn out the way you wanted. Continue reading →

The Mila Kunis of Ladies’ Figure Skating

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