First Post: Friday, April 4, 2014

keeneland

She doesn’t care about the horseys…she just wants to mark her territory on the stone and ivy!

Even The One-Eyed Pug knows what day it is! Yes, it’s the day before Ashley Judd’s UK Wildcatsz play in one National Semifinal game of the American Collegiate Men’s Basketball Playoffs, of course! Lexington, represent! Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, April 3, 2014

dupars

Pancakesz, pancakesz!

Huh. How about that? Du-Par’s? Yup. Did parsz. Done parsz. Here we are, and they are finished. Another year, another set of updated pars. Huzzah! Pass the syrup. Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, April 2, 2014

R.I.P., Lorenzo Semple Jr. Continue reading

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Tuesday Sniping: Garden State Park Edition

The so-called Racetrack of the 21st Century didn’t even survive one full year in it. Robert Brennan, holla! Continue reading

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Tuesday Sniping: Diva Edition

reneefleming

As Desdemona

Sing it! Continue reading

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Monday Boxing: Scott Franzke-Larry Andersen Edition

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The Ut

Play ball! Franzke still sounds like Joe Buck. Franzke has the courtesy to read the year ‘2014’ as ‘twenty-fourteen’. Andersen is just Andersen. They are your modern=day Harry & Whitey. Just regular mopesz talking beisbol. They don’t drown out the game with stats. They let the game breathe, unlike Uncle Vinnie. Here we come, Philliesz 162-0! Outta here! Continue reading

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 56-Minus-1

Whoops! Skipped a number! Out of order! Continue reading

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First Post: Sunday, March 30, 2014

brainchallenge

Can’t say…

Well, that explains much! Blahblahblahblahblahblahyadayadayadayeahyeahyeah. Repeat 1000x, join Einstein in The Pantheon of The Geniusesz! Huzzah! Continue reading

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 56

Also known as the ‘Excitable Jersey Umpires’ Edition. Serving all of your metro Newark area! You’re out! Continue reading

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First Post: Saturday, March 29, 2014

earthquake

Friday Night Frightsz!

Thought it was nothing more than a jetliner just flying low on approach to LAX… Continue reading

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