First Post: Thursday, May 15, 2014

How did this show not last 86 years, the same as The Gunsmoke?

Hotdogs Eaten Factor = A Winning Thoroughbred Strategy. Pass the Brioschi!

Free ones: No good, Chollie. No good. Belmont was scarce, and it’s literally (!) burning up here in smoky SoCal — no racing at all at Arcadia. Regretsz!

Pay-side:

Arlington 3, 7, 9
BelTerra 1, 6, 7
Churchill 9
Golden Gate 4
Louisiana 1, 6
Lone Star 1, 2, 3, 7, 8
Pimlico 3, 4, 5, 7

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but this evening we have elimination games set for the host teams at Los Angeles, Calif., and Landover, Md., in the American Professional Hoopball Tournament.

Yesterday’s Activity: How ’bout those HABS?! We got Ken Dryden Jr. between the pipes for the Montrealers. Chara scored an own-goal with his skate, too, and that put paid to the Bostonians’s postseason.

WMF Report:

Early
Arlington (!) 6f (!) (WMF 200) (!)
Churchill 6f, 1 1/16m (WMF 214)
Chas. Town 6½f
Evangeline 6f
PennNat 6f
Prairie 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Chas. Town 3 (7:59 p.m. EDT / 4:59 p.m. PDT) has #4 Lottie’s Best with the potential to run to that billing. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now. Chas. Town