First Post: Saturday, April 12, 2014

Extra time! Arse can’t even get this on-paper mismatch squared away. Squeaky-bum time! Continue reading

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First Post: Friday, April 11, 2014

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‘Customer’ What’s that again? It’s been so long…

TCM rarely disappoints. Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, April 10, 2014

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Uh-oh. All those blinking ads come at a cost…

Stay safe, junior handicappersz! Stay away from the sites with the most paid advertisementsz — unclean! Like walking through a third-world cathouse without having had a gamma globulin shot! You put your mental acuity and general well-being at high risk. Ugh. If you must slog through the Molochy Mammon of these three sites (and many other purportedly clean and wholesome handicapping sites), please do get your affairs in order first. Tyvm! Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, April 9, 2014

The Baseball Ozymandias Game: Look back 30 years ago and remember these guysz who were leading the league in various categories…

Chili Davis, Jeffrey Leonard, Terry Puhl, Kevin McReynolds, Rick Rhoden, Joaquin Andujar, Andre Thornton, Mike Easler, Lance Parrish, Mike Boddicker, Doyle Alexander, Al Nipper and, of course, the one-and-only Tony Armas, stroker of a Mach 5 walkoff, extra-innings homerun to straightaway centre field at Fenway Park on July 4, 1984. Still have never seen a ball leave the stadium any faster than that. Mach 5, easily.

Tony Armas, what ever became of you? F- Jackie Gutierrez and Dewey Evans and Dennis Oil Can Boyd! What ever became of you, Tony Armas? Continue reading

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Tuesday Sniping: UCon(n), UKoff Edition

Giffey = Detlef Schrempf Continue reading

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Monday Boxing: Mickey Rooney, R.I.P. Edition

Met him once. Back in the heyday of the walk-in retail location on Ventura & Tujunga, he came in. Continue reading

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First Post: Sunday, April 6, 2014

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Where’s Thierry Henry when you need him?

Champions League, ciao! Continue reading

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 57

French-fried potatoesz! Cold draught beer! Continue reading

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First Post: Saturday, April 5, 2014

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The Baked Potato, Cahuenga Blvd., Studio City

Ah! Behold the split trizacta. That ever happen to you, the split triactor? The interloper is the place-horse you neglected to include. Continue reading

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On-Line at The Short Line Simulblast Edition for Saturday, April 5, 2014

On-Line at the Short Line

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