First Post: Thursday, May 22, 2014

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

All right, all right ya Star Trek goofsz! Take it easy. Here’s the great Gaffer, Le Professeur, Arsène Wenger, Manager of the Arsenal F.C., and you rarely see him show such triumphant emotion. Mainly he is usually burying his shaking head in his trembling hands, throwing water bottles at the pitch, flapping his arms up and down in a big blue puffer coat.

This is some unusual fierceness! Looks like he is ready to declare war or else sacrifice a living creature. Come on, you Goonersz!

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 4
Santa Anita 4

Pay-side: Today…

Arlington 5
BelTerra 1, 4, 5, 6
Golden Gate 5, 7
Lone Star 1, 5, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but Les Habs will need to win tonight or else we shall pretty much be sending the Blueshirt Rangers of NYC to the Stanley Cup Finalsz. No pressure there, ya Montrealersz!

Yesterday’s Activity: Wednesday racing, you don’t have to catch it.

WMF Report:

Early
Belmont 6f
Chas. Town 4½f, 6½f, 7f
Evangeline 6f
PennNat 6f
Prairie 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.