First Post: Friday, December 19, 2014

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Writing = solitary

Good to play the races alone, too. Keep your own counsel, etc. Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, December 18, 2014

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Your average clown is bad enough, but a drunk, nicotine-abusing clown pounding on a bass drum is even worse

You think the guy in the picture is concerned with single-malt or wheaters or a mash bill? No, sir! Old Crow will do just fine! Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, December 17, 2014

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Light ’em up!

All right, all right, ya meshuggenah dreidel-spinnersz! Take it easy! ’gratsz on making it to your festive time of year. Mazel! Continue reading

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Tuesday Sniping: Immortal Thierry Henry Edition

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There’s only one…

He just announced his retirement from the game. You have him to thank for our longtime fascination with all things fútbol. Once we started watching him play, there was no turning back. Merci beaucoup, monsieur. Au revoir. Continue reading

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Monday Boxing: Eternal Tony Road-mo Edition

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AT&T JerryWorld a cavernous distraction; Dallas should petition to play its home playoff game away

Fair play to the Dalhart Cowcatchers for their emphatic reversal of fortune vs. the Philalala Balled Igglesz on the Sunday Evening American Gridiron Throwball game last night. In the battle of the Latin QBs, Antonio es mayor que Marco. Yeeeeeeee-hawwwwwwwwwww Tejas! Continue reading

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First Post: Sunday, December 14, 2014

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Ah! The best vantage point for observing L.A.’s eternal smog

The rainfall is needed, and another of its welcome side effects is its cleansing of the local air quality. Breathe in! Continue reading

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First Post: Saturday, December 13, 2014

Hoo-boy. Did you catch last night’s Kennie Solarz joint, the rebooted version of the Five-O team? It involved some fantastical story line about the Kentucky Derby favorite getting horsenapped right before the big race and somehow ending up on the islands as part of some big-bucks stud-farm scheme. Yeah. We know. Ugh. Love them Hawaii-bredsz! Continue reading

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First Post: Friday, December 12, 2014

Here’s that Ramsey strike again, starting at the 2:40 mark of the clip. Watch and learn. Hahahahahaha! Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, December 11, 2014

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From Phila to La-La…Philalala!

He’s no Hanley Ramirez, but JRoll is way smarter — and a former MVP, to boot. Looking for a late-career rejuvenation from him. Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Behold this wonder-strike from Arse midfielder Aaron Ramsey. Pure class. Continue reading

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