Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 127

Please, please…no cracks about how this brew’s secret ingredient is K9P! Please!

All right, all right, ya HyperBowl 49-loversz! Take it easy! If you are going to one of your fancie HyperBowl 49 partiesz tomorrow and it’s BYOB, you can’t go wrong by toting along the True Banquet Beer.

Yes, yes, we know, this is a total anachronism. In an age of IPAs and brew-your-own, this might be a poor choice. Certainly the food-and-beverage fetishists and other hipsters will deem it such. However, you’re going to be eating a lot of good stuff as you watch HyperBowl 49, and this excellent Coors will not fill you up too badly, nor will it interfere with the taste of all those foodstuffs. Now, you could pick a lite beer, but we know you are not that desperate.

So, when it comes to a good, cold, refreshing beer with some bite but not too much, we prefer Coors. Sorry, Dos Equis Man. Besides, once you’ve taken the brewery tour in Golden, Colo., your allegiance is kind of set for life. It’s the coldest, freshest beer you will ever throw down your gullet. Even if you go on the tour and choose that old Geo. Killian Red, it’s going to be tasty. As they often say during toasting, ‘Here’s how!’

Chas. Town
Race 4 (8:23 p.m. EST / 5:23 p.m. PST): #4 Discretionary Fund

PennNat
Race 6 (8:16 / 5:16): #3 Perfect Time Out

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!