The handsomest footballer in the world, they say…
Half-time (this is the UK construction; in ’murrika, it’s all one word: ‘halftime’) at The Emirates, and a strike by this man and an earlier one by Theo. Walcott have put the Gunners up 2-nil on Man City. Continue reading
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And now for some inconsistencies from the other side. Not only do drones make the perfect holiday gift, they also serve as wonderful instruments of peace! Continue reading
Why dinosaurs stopped roaming the earth…
Good morning now! Continue reading
Nerds! Sorry, but we saw only one of these films, the one with Yoda and The Ewoks triumphantly singing ‘Kumbaya’ at the end. Maybe tie-fighters were also involved; it’s hard to remember. It was dark and there was a lot of underage drinking beforehand and during. When it was finished, we never bothered to go back for any of the previous or following episodes, either, so why ruin a good thing and start watching them today? That said, Meco is #1 always. Meco appeals to everybody. Continue reading
Damn, those were the days! Back when we were undergraduates at Don J. Trump Univ., Thursdays were astonishingly special nights. We were absolutely floored by the generosity of our amazing benefactor to be able to feast on the unquestionably best Trump Steaks in the ample Marla Maples Dining Hall. Then we’d head down to the out-of-this-world Baron Jr. Rathskeller for half-off pitchers of fantastic Ivanka Ale while we all got rowdy watching Celebrity Apprentice on the 89-foot Trumpshiba Trumpvision Trump-Trumps. Damn, those were the days! Continue reading
Martyr!
On the other hoof, Don J. Trump slides all three skulls to the right… Continue reading
‘Bartender! Some rotgut, quick!’
Hoo-boy. This comes as a sucker punch to the solar plexus to our longtime associates Jm. Beam & Jack Dan’ls. Continue reading
L.A. hockey also in a fœtal position last night
Wake up, Bailey! You’re having a nightmare! Continue reading
Tuesday Sniping: Yuletide Hosiery Edition
Sock it to him, that Rat King!
Give him the boot too, Santa! That’ll learn him! Continue reading →
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