Monday Boxing: Farm-Fresh Edition

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Beat with confidence!

If they don’t ink the shells at your favorite supermarket, grocery or eggmonger, use the old ‘float-or-sink’ trick: floating eggs are not recommended for eating; however, they still serve the purpose of being hurled at passing vehicular traffic, especially Winnebagos and Yugos.

The Winnebagos are so big, you can’t miss; the Yugos are so slow, you also can’t miss.

As well, how long has this shell-stamping been going on? Is this California hyper-regulation at work? If so, thank you, Jerrie Brown.

Mahoning
Race 5: #1A Some Given Legend (early) – #3 D’lovely Danuta (final)

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Eggs are good food.

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7 Responses to Monday Boxing: Farm-Fresh Edition

  1. halochef says:

    Greetings! My daughter lives in Piru, Ca. off rt 126 and while visiting Her and her Hubby, the chickens they raise do the egg thing every day. So egg dishes where on the menu often. Quiche-Over easy-etc. but this one dish has sauteed spinach/ a shallot and also some ham sliced thin then chopped, Steep the ham in some simmered heavy cream for a 5 mins. in small casserole dishes or small souffle dishes, place spinach in dish and spread on the bottom, then add the ham/cream, about half filled then 1 egg and bake for 6- 8 mins till the whites set and Enjoy!!! very tasty dish.
    halo aka ldiatone
    ps they have 16 chickens!!!

  2. Honeyman says:

    What does NED R. say about this? Where is he, I need is expertise. Simulcast??? Cashin In?

    • Shoutoute says:

      He has been active. Va Poly done with hoopball, and he is supporting Philanova in the Final, anybody but ‘UNCheat’, he says. He is like yourself, an up-and-coming parimutuel superstar.

  3. halochef says:

    Yo! Mr. Honeyman, one can travel up the rt 5 and past the Magic Mountain area and venture on RT 126W heading to Fillmore Ca. and just past piru Ca. there is a “Honey Store”. all kinds of flavors of honey, sage-tyyme etc. plus any thing else that can b made w/ honey. Bought Mrs. Chef hand/body lotion w/ honey. Very nice Place.
    halochef aka ldiatone
    ps yes where is that Ned R….. and the spokesperson for the boys in the back room!!!

  4. Honeyman says:

    What size container and what kind of honey did you buy Mrs.Chef? How much did it set you back? Honey sales have gotten out of hand in KY. They are flavoring it now? First with Bourbon, then Blackberries, then peppermint or whatever the hell else they can think of. Takes away from Pure Honey. I couldn’t tell how many people ask me , How ya make that honey? How much Karo Surrup you put in that there honey. I only sell Qts.=3 lbs Pts.=1.5 lbs. 12oz. squeeze bears. I have NEVER had it taste exactly the same 2yrs. in a row. Similar but not same. I don’t have time to have any other honey items. I hope the honey is quite tasty. let me know.
    1/4 cup Clover Honey and mix in 1 Tbs dry mustard, then coat chicken right bee-fore you take it off grill. That’s all- keep it simple.
    The HONEYMMAN®– GP did me dir-tee today.
    The spokesperson is intimidating, but he will come up for air in the near future. He is most likely lookin for a tennis match with that “Big GUY”. or producing another movie. My 1946 Farmall cranked right over & started with just a little Puff of smoke. I would not trade “Little Ralph” for 3 of Dr. Jims 60″ cut zero turns. That made me smile today.

    • Shoutoute says:

      Again, not a matter of coming up for air but returning to U.S. soil after self-deporting. Things were openly hostile for us darker-skinned-types in the early days of the planned insurrection; however, it seems the prospect of losing to Gentleman Johnnie K. has tempered the rabidity of the revolutionaries and their leader, and the streets are once more safe for people of all sorts to walk.

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