REPORTER: ‘Ummm, Mr. Bailey. I know you’re adept with a hockey stick, but do you really think you should be swinging that baseball bat around?’
BAILEY D. LION: ‘Take it easy, baby. How do you think I got the leopard skin for those shoes you’re wearing?’
REPORTER: ‘Oooooh…’
[CUT TO REPORTER & BAILEY D. LION ON AN AIRBOAT IN THE EVERGLADES, LION POUNDING BASEBALL BAT INTO SKULL OF HAPLESS ALLIGATOR.]


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