Category Archives: WMF

Gratuitous photograph of mourning dove…

Dear Mistah Bishop Rommey: It is too late to take back all the barbs we threw your way about your Planet Kolob? Dear Rep. Fast-Runner Lyan: We promise to swear fealty to the Bros. Koch. We hope they erect a … Continue reading →

Slick Willy Klinton in da house! They rise to cheer a man who was very nearly ejected from office legislatively!

All right, all right, ya Barack Hussein-hatersz! Defeating the President is straightforward: Just get his wife to run against him…

Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Labour Day, these holidays could not have been legislated in today’s world. Labor!

Just for the fact that he will drink beer, Rommey’s opponent has to be considered much more normal than Bishop Rommey himself. Again, people who do not drink must be viewed as taking themselves more serious than is good for … Continue reading →

Good horse, good man, good spirit on both, no traces of hyperrandroidism from either, thank goodness. Stevie Wonderboy > Rafalca!

Next week’s unscheduled headliner: Rob’t Redford in the performance of a lifetime, as the ghost of J. Danforth Quayle. What was THAT?

Protagonist scoreboard: Atticus Finch > J. Galt > H. Roark…