First Post: Friday, September 7, 2012

Deep-Fried $5,000 Claimers on a Stick! Yee-haw, It’s Fairplex Season!

Dear Mistah Bishop Rommey: It is too late to take back all the barbs we threw your way about your Planet Kolob?

Dear Rep. Fast-Runner Lyan: We promise to swear fealty to the Bros. Koch. We hope they erect a giant dioxin statue of Moroni atop the White House.

Dear Lame Duck Barack Hussein: Well, at least you’ll never have to pay for another meal for the rest of your life…

Already Ann R. is getting ready to cover over the Garden with a dressage stadium. Neigh…

Free ones: Rundown…

Calder 1, 6, 8, 11
Pomona Fair 4, 6, 7, 10

Pay-side: Today…

Laurel 7, 9, 10
Woodbine 3, 5, 7
Arlington 3, 5, 8
Louisiana 2, 3, 4
Turfway 5, 9, 11
Remington 3, 4, 5, 6, 9

WMF Report:

Speed
Columbus 6f, 6½f
Fairmount 6f
Hoosier 7½f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Marquis 6f
Mountain 6f
Thistle 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Hello, Columbus! Good race, the second (7:56 p.m. EDT / 4:56 p.m. PDT), and #1 Blue Ra Ra can spin some green. …Evangeline, Race 4 (7:55 / 4:55), finds #9 Music Street on the way to the winner’s circle, maybe tonight, even. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!