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First Post: Saturday, February 8, 2014

Posted on February 8, 2014 by Steven Unite

How ’bout that Liverpool F.C.! You’ll never walk alone! The Mersey Beat! The Arse suffer a horrendous larrupin’! A true larrupin’! A hiding! A larrupin’! Larrupin’!

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 45

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Steven Unite

Excerpt: Tug worked yesterday and pitched 4 ⅓ innings of scoreless baseball… Now that was baseball!

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First Post: Friday, February 7, 2014

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Steven Unite

R.I.P., Ralph Kiner. Thank you for the early days, when we were living in the rolling hills of Morris County, N.J., and grew up Metsz fansz. Thank you for showing us that professional athletes were, long ago, normal and courteous … Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, February 6, 2014

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Steven Unite

Sorry for the delay. You know how it is when you fly up to the Pacific Northwest and party with Rick Shermansz & the rest of the HAWKSZ! Denver fansz, what else is there to say but ‘Oof’? That was … Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, February 2, 2014

Posted on February 2, 2014 by Steven Unite

Welcome to the Year of the OX! Broad-nosed strength! Great article here about NFL Socialism. The one thing they forgot to mention regarding the League’s redistributive tendencies and its overall policy against inequality is how these professional American Gridiron Throwball … Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, February 1, 2014

Posted on February 1, 2014 by Steven Unite

Welcome to The Year of The Horsey! Giddyup!

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First Post: Friday, January 31, 2014

Posted on January 31, 2014 by Steven Unite

This guy — again! How many wings do you think he could take down in the competition? Way more than 363! Bring ’em on!

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First Post: Thursday, January 30, 2014

Posted on January 30, 2014 by Steven Unite

Cold everywhere, even here, relative to yesterday, anyway. Only 61°F in your San Fernando Valley currently. Please, no death threatsz over the Interwebsz. At least you guysz away from Cali. have the great H2O. That’s more important, the Universal Solvent.

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First Post: Sunday, January 26, 2014

Posted on January 26, 2014 by Steven Unite

STAN THE MAN WAWRINKA #1 alwayszzz. How can you not root for a guy who looks like he just rolled out of bed? Plus, he resembles a Regular Stan who’d be sitting next to you at the tavern, dragging on … Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, January 25, 2014

Posted on January 25, 2014 by Steven Unite

Wow. Mike Huckabee. Really, bud? What’s going on in your life to prompt that sort of commentary? The frustrations of yo-yo dieting? Lack of opossum-hunting opportunities lately? Relax!

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