First Post: Thursday, February 6, 2014

This is What Happens When You Wager on P. Manningsz; Alice here looks ready to leap from the top of the Tower of London!

Sorry for the delay. You know how it is when you fly up to the Pacific Northwest and party with Rick Shermansz & the rest of the HAWKSZ!

Denver fansz, what else is there to say but ‘Oof’? That was an unwelcome throwback to all those 1990s blowouts suffered by John Elbow (Elbow!) & the Denver Donkeysz. Oof.

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulf 8
Santa Anita 3, 5

Pay-side: Today…

Fair Grounds 7
Golden Gate 1
Laurel 8
Tampa 5, 7, 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: They got one rolling at Gulf in Race 9. No original ideas in it. Which probably is best for yourself.

Yesterday’s Activity: Remember in North America when the weather was less-violent and they used to race on Wednesdays and Thursdays? Back in the days when you could set your clock to the traditional Wednesday-through-Sunday schedule? Then in 20 years from now, maybe fewer, we’ll all be reminiscing about how they used to race Thoroughbreds at all!

WMF Report:

Early
Gulf 6f
Laurel 6f
Tampa 6f

Nocturnal Submission: All right, all right, ya Arthur Chu loversz! We have your Colonial Penn Triple Stumper of the Evening in Race 7 at Delta (9:32 p.m. EST / 6:32 p.m. PST): #9 Buckwild, #3 Bad John, #1 St. Arian. …Before that, warm-up via #9 Fear the Diva in Chas. Town 1 (7 / 4). …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.