Oh, no. Please. Not this guy again. What an ego. He makes Canyeezus Carmenian look like a self-flagellating self-denier from Opus Dei. Oh, please, no, not this guy. Please. No. For the love of Mike…no.
Again, before you open Gag Gift No. 2 here, please have your affairs in order and kiss your loved ones goodbye. There may be no coming back from this guy’s self-absorbed, self-important lament. If somehow you survive this torment, you most definitely will come away grateful for your own worthwhile existence, thankful to Yahweh and Allah and all the assorted deities that they have not burdened you with the rampant narcissism and bombastic self-promotion that have turned this sad sack’s life into a literal and figurative trainwreck. Best wishes.