OK, OK. As we roll to the end of the calendar year, time to intersperse your drab, dull and generally humdrum holiday existence with a little levity. Before clicking on to the gift, you may wish to get your affairs in order, call your loved ones to tell them how much they mean to you, etc.
Ready?
WHAT????????!!!!!!!11
It’s our ol’ pal Kinky Friedman Ned Reldem, Esq., posing with the Va. Poly Poultry. To and from Mr. Ned Reldem, Esq., Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah, everybody!

Had to contact “THE COLUMBIANS” to apply pressure so that I could present YOU, with a Winchester Chorale Christmas DVD. How bout that??? Filming and Audio not quite to the standards of the Mitchell & Unite DVD’s. Which by the way, have been as much help as anything, with the ALL-IN-ONE. The only part I have in the production is??? Turning off the side lights when the chorale enters + guarding the Donation boxes. How’d I Do????? The pressure unbearable!!!!!!!!!
Do not have Contempt, Prior to Investigation! It starts slow and finish’s fast, even the audio. I can see now why it was decided, not for sale. Wife is in front row center left, never smiles hardly and looks kinda witchy, but does have on a necklace, THANKS TO ALL IN ONE. I think you will enjoy the Dulcimer.
Sorry bout the unprofessionalism of the camera work but still is enjoyable & entertaining.
Merry Christmas to All and To All A Good Night.
Soon as Mitch, your Alabama buddy, makes me a few copies, I’ll send
The HONEYMAN
Was gonna send WHITE-LITNIN also, but have been scared by the Honey disaster in TEJO. Fightin with Insurance now, loss is unbearable + the mental strain and suffering for untold how many. HAAAAAAAAAAA> Should I Call “THE HAMMER” 1-800-GET PAID
Listening forward to the Winchester Carolers. As for the assassination of your honey in TEJAS (TEJAS!), we understand Ned Reldem, Esq., is available on a contingency basis. If you don’t collect, neither does he. 1-800-CALL-NED — experienced operators standing by!
Everyone has it wrong, by the way. Santa is yellow. Slopey eyes. Modest beard.