First Post: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, Part O(ne)

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Blow, Gabriel, blow! (Oops! Wrong angel!)

All right, LDS tithersz. Harry Reid, was he praying harder to the Angel Moron-i than all the Rommey (Rommey!) LDS peoplesz? How say you?

How does that play out? It is hard to fathom. Both Rommey (Rommey!) and Reid are LDS, yet Rommey was not successful. What are the inner workings of the Angel Moron-i? What are the implications against the Tabernacle Choir? Did they not launder their sacred undergarments? Does Rafalca know? Does he (or it, don’t know if he’s gelded) wear the undergarmentsz? (Though, if he’s gelded, he prolly don’t need those sacred underwearsz! Neigh!)

(BTW, it’s OK to have cartoons against Allah but not against sacred undergarmentsz? Srsly?)

Thank you for any response. Moron-i is a Nathaniel Silverbergsteinmanischewicz believer, quite simply, right?! Hoo-boy. Let the finger-poitingsz begin. Pass the popcornsz. It is always good to watch a trainwreck. (And some of us were actually involved in a real, live trainwreck, Jan. 4, 1987, Chase, Md., so we know!)

In the meantime, if you are not a Twitter follower, you can still catch the D. No-Trump feed here:

D. No-Trump feed

How come he not (he not!) taking blame for Rommey (Rommey!) defeat? Do you think he would be claiming PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY for a Rommey (Rommey!) victory? You betcha! Now he just (he just!) crawling away. He the same (he the same!) as K. Large-arse-iansz…

(Frack! This is better than Clint Eastwood!)

In the end, we can safely conclude that NO halfbRIGHTbrat posters are horseplayers, no way. They continue to believe. Rove says O-hi-o too close to call, and he the (he the!) Messiah.

If not, they are going to “Go Galt!”, however that means. These guysz would make terrible horseplayers. These are folks who would be leaping over the rail and screaming that THEY WERE FRAUDULENTLY ROBBED from a win even after their horse got beat by open lengths and the OFFICIAL SIGN was posted. Yea, verily, that is probably what they would do. halfbRIGHTbarf posters are decidedly NOT horseplayersz. Nor are Huff Post posters, though if we had to choose between haflbRIGHTbratbarf posters and Huffers…

Do you see any successful attorneys or physicians or bankers weeping openly on the halfbRIGHTbarack boardsz? Really, do you see any? They have better things to do. They will be OK regardless of who is President of the United States of Amerika. How come? Because they have education and intelligence, not merely LOUD VOICES AND STRONG OPINIONS. It takes facts sometimes, you know? Or maybe you don’t. Watch Jeopardy!, see if the halfBREIT posters go on that show.

Either way, it is an object lesson in how reality is not really endangered by LOUD VOICES AND STRONG OPINIONS.

The thing with these Ryandroids is that they take chance completely out of the equation. They BELIEVE that BELIEF alone will iron out all luck and randomness from their personal experience. To do so, they also remove all the WONDER (STEVIE WONDERBOY!) from their lives. As has been frequently stated, “If you want to make Allah (or Yahweh) laugh, make a plan”. The Ryandroids have to just accept it. Instead, they think BELIEF is all that’s needed to conquer FATE. Beckett was right: It is a futile life to keep waiting for God-ot…live your life now regardless of who occupies 1600 Penna. Ave., Wash., D.C. 20500!

Buddhists have it right. Happy-go-lucky people have it right. Embrace the wonder. Learn to live with (and love!) the surprise. Let go and surrender to chance. What’s the worst that could happen? That you stop spending hours complaining about Oblahblah? That might not be so bad, eh? Go live your life. It should not matter if Reagan or Bush or Clinton or Oblahblah has the title of President of the United States of America. PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY! Do it if Oblahblah or Rommey (Rommey!) is in office! You deserve it! A. Rosenbaum would demand it! (However, you most certainly do NOT have to retreat to Go Gault Gulchesz!)

Still, if you need to go move to Austria or Saudi Arabia or Switzerland, farewell!. We’ll miss ya. The Interetsz is a wide-open place. We’ll be here. We are not going to go Galt Gulch on ya! If something’s good, it’s never gone! (Thank you, New Order!)

As well, we live in AMERIKA! AMERIKA survived FDR & Geo. W. Bush Jr. This means AMERIKA is greater than any single Cult of Personality. Relax. Take it easy. You mopesz are taking defeat too hard. Truly, you never lost a game of Candy Land or checkers? Really, your baseball club or favourite golfer never came up short?

In the end, horseplayersz are #1 alwayszzz. They know you have to lose some in order to win in the long run. Perspective is always with the horseplayersz. halfbRIGHTbarfbrat freerepublic mopesz need that kind of understanding. May God and Allah and Yahweh and Moron-i so grant it to them…shantih, shantih, shantih…

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2 Responses to First Post: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, Part O(ne)

  1. halocheffer123 says:

    wow! strong blog there buddy!

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