Tuesday Sniping: Huff v. Drudge Edition

All right, all right, ya libtardsz! All right, all right, ya rightwingnutsz! Libtardsz v. rightwingnutsz! This is how it is nowadays. Bring back Wm. F. Buckley Jr.! Bring back Agronsky & Co.!

W. Va. is in play! Don’t forget to consider Nathaniel Silverwitz’s 9.1 percentage point chancers from Chas. Town in the previous post!

Mountain
Race 2: #1 Happy Niner
Race 5: #7 Dream Rocker
Race 6: #9 Smokin Girl
Bonkers Box (Race 2): #1 Happy Niner – #5 Caseys Cactus
Bonkers Box II (Race 5): #7 Dream Rocker – #10 Holy High Viking

Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for the first “First Post” post of your new racing week. For the 50 percent of you who will be moving to Canada (or Switzerland or Sweden) after the results are declared official and one of the esteemed candidates admits defeat, we’ll miss ya! Have fun in your new Libertarian/Socialist country, whichever one that may be. As for the rest of us who don’t really mind who’s president and otherwise keep calm and carry on, it’s goodbye. Turn out the lights, the Party’s over. Blow it up!