First Post: Monday, April 29, 2024

On the ball…

Shoot dogs, always, but only photographically, or cinematically. May Cricket Noem’s eternal canine spirit neverendingly poke & gnaw at her old owner’s twisted psyche, amen. Kevork K. Kevorkian, shown here in a Sisyphean GIF loop, provides one way of doing it. Go, Cricket, go!

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First Post: Sunday, April 28, 2024

No. London Forever Red

Now this was a derby!

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First Post: Saturday, April 27, 2024

Saturday!

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First Post: Friday, April 26, 2024

zOMG! Racing coverage in the lede!

This was a longshot winner here today.

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First Post: Thursday, April 25, 2024

The Captain! Still in The League! Still relevant!

Yes, yes, yes, we are lousy for sports over here, especially the sports that have some element of randomness and crazy bounces and a bit of unpredictability attached. Hoopball & ’murrikan gridiron throwball are not those sports, given that the ball is directly handled by the, well, hands. On the other hoof, give us some athletic competition in which the moving object is directed by a proxy — chief among them, for us, are the hockey stick & the tennis racquet — and we get more excited. Fútbol, obviously, is supremely qualifying in this regard: LOOK, MA! NO HANDS!

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First Post: Wednesday, April 24, 2024

‘Why has my sympathy now turned to malice?’

Anytime your song mashes-up jangle-pop & Pachelbel’s Canon in D, well, hey…

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First Post: Tuesday, April 23, 2024

All smiles…

Five-nil to The Arsenal over hapless visitors Chelski!

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First Post: Monday, April 22, 2024

Thirty seconds, contestants, good luck!

A chag pesacha sameacha to all our Hebrew brothers & sisters on the cusp of this first night of Passover. Why the music? The answer is on the jump page now. Go!

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First Post: Sunday, April 21, 2024

Sunday!

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First Post: Saturday, April 20, 2024

Super Mik on the mic

The Gaffer assessing the Gunners’ 2-nil win away at Wolves from earlier today.

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