Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 259

This is like the 2016 presidential race, probably. You defuse the retrograde clown-candidate sensibly, and good-humoredly, with a standard nose-honk, and nearly everybody exhales and goes home happy. The ones who don’t will be tuning-in to a new TV channel in a few months from now. Alas for them, the new channel will not get 36M viewers — not in one night, at least. Oh, well. Also, Ralph Macchio > Chachi Mope. Erin Moran deserved better. Too bad. Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, October 20, 2016

Boys & girls! If you thought the races were 100pc crooked, would you wager on them? Or else you drive by a casino, and the sign says ‘Loaded Dice’, ‘Tight Slots’ etc. Do you go in and throw your shekels down? Probably not. But you know what’s worse than that? Complaining the stuff is rigged and then continuing to play anyway! That takes a certain kind of — fill-in-the-two-blanks — privilege! Hoo-boy. Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Feel free to appropriate the use of ‘whitebarf.com’ and ‘stormdrain.alt’ — no attribution needed, only virality, like we’d even understand what that is anyway. Continue reading

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Tuesday Sniping: DDoS Redux Edition

Other potential culprits: Russians, 400-lb. basement-dwellers, whitebarf.com, stormdrain.alt. Oh, well. Continue reading

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Monday Boxing: DDoS Edition

Back…for the the time being, anyway. The list of suspects includes Daesh; supporters of Don Trump Sr., The Aleppo Apprentice, Slick Hillie or the Wash., D.C., Nat’ls; everyone on paysadvertisement.com; Yahweh; other assorted chalk-lovers. Oh, well. Try harder next time, OK? Continue reading

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First Post: Saturday, October 15, 2016

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The Captain

Regular-season big-league ice hockey returned to La-La Land last night, but the home side did not get one of ’em so-called Hollywood endings; Claude Giroux & The Rest of The Philalala Flyers defeated the Kings, 4-2. It was the season-opener for the winners, and the losers are 0-2 so far. Continue reading

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First Post: Friday, October 14, 2016

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NLDS heroes

Man, oh, man. No matter which side you were rooting for, viewing those last 9 outs was a bit of exquisite torture. Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, October 13, 2016

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Dodger Dog (& Bear & Rat & Kitties…Oh, My!)

All food-chain rivalries on hold until the conclusion of this evening’s ballgame. Nature can wait! Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, October 12, 2016

When something’s good, it’s never gone. Thank you, Chase Utley. Thank you for preventing Home Plate Umpire Tom Hallion from having undue influence on the outcome of yesterday’s playoff béisbol contest involving your new team. Thank you, Chase Utley. Continue reading

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Tuesday Sniping: Locker-Room Talk Edition

And the ‘A’ stands for ‘Alpha’! Hoo-boy. Continue reading

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