Tuesday Sniping: Separated-at-Birth Edition

Posted on June 13, 2017 by Steven Unite

You know how if two people look and act the same, one of them is probably redundant, superfluous, surplus to demand? We have applied this theory to such superstar pairings of Ellen DeGeneres & Neil Patrick Harris; Karl Rove & Dick Cheney; Alex Jones & Rush Limbaugh; Amy Schumer & Miss Piggie; and so on. If one of the two in each pair were suddenly to disappear, probably no great loss, right? Well, we have a new pair to consider: Elmer Fudd & Jefferson (DAVIS) (GEN. P.T.) Beauregard Sessions 3d. What say you? We report, you decide. Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: No Insecurity, No Insecurity, You’re the Insecurity Edition

Posted on June 12, 2017 by Steven Unite

Validation. Some of us require it a little too much. Over here, we already had a healthful mistrust of con-men emotionally needy self-promoters, and this is like a booster shot. Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: Geo. Gershwin Edition

Posted on June 12, 2017 by Steven Unite

Yes, Pgh. Pens, Adam West, Gay Pride Month & gender-reassignment, etc., but today we go to the Caribbean instead. We have a hunch Don Trump Sr. would not be so anti-Cuba if they had an obscenely rich family in charge. Just a guess there. If they had a secret sheikh or oligarch hidden in the cabildo with some pesos to take away, it’s probably a correct supposition that Don Sr. would send Don Jr., Eric, Javanka, etc. down there faster than you could say, ‘LUUUUUUUUUUUCY!’ Just a hunch. They’d be down there — Don Jr., Javanka, Eric, Melania if it would help, Nicole Meyer etc. — dancing the rumba quicker than a bum on a bologna sandwich, quicker than flies descending on the gutwagon. Just a guess. Just a hunch. Everyone has them, these guesses and hunches. But who knows? Just a hunch, just a guess. Continue reading →

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 273

Posted on June 11, 2017 by Steven Unite

Ladies & gentlemen, Rafa ‘The Bull’ Nadal…NADAL! Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, June 11, 2017

Posted on June 11, 2017 by Steven Unite

¡Vamos, Rafa! ¡La décima! ¡Felicitaciones! Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, June 10, 2017

Posted on June 10, 2017 by Steven Unite

2014 Belmont Mashup from Steven Unite on Vimeo.

On this big Belmont Day 2017, please take a moment or 148 to remember the last great NYRA announcer, Mistah Thos. Durkin…DURKIN! Miss that guy. Continue reading →

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First Post: Friday, June 9, 2017

Posted on June 9, 2017 by Steven Unite

No good, Theresa May, no good. Mr Jezza here gives hope to all his fellow Beta Males the world over — thank you! Chop-chop, now. As you were… Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, June 8, 2017

Posted on June 8, 2017 by Steven Unite

From 0:41 through 0:44…LORDY! Continue reading →

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First Post: Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Posted on June 7, 2017 by Steven Unite

Hoboken’s very own lo-fi geniuses. For eternal slackers and the hopelessly art-damaged. Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Guided-by-Voices Edition

Posted on June 6, 2017 by Steven Unite

Not erudite like the Pavement, but they knew the score anyway. Continue reading →

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