Tuesday Sniping: Separated-at-Birth Edition

You know how if two people look and act the same, one of them is probably redundant, superfluous, surplus to demand? We have applied this theory to such superstar pairings of Ellen DeGeneres & Neil Patrick Harris; Karl Rove & Dick Cheney; Alex Jones & Rush Limbaugh; Amy Schumer & Miss Piggie; and so on. If one of the two in each pair were suddenly to disappear, probably no great loss, right? Well, we have a new pair to consider: Elmer Fudd & Jefferson (DAVIS) (GEN. P.T.) Beauregard Sessions 3d. What say you? We report, you decide.

Loonie Tunies: the Universal Language!

Finger
Race 7: #5 Too Fast for Love

Indiana
Race 4: #9 Sensuous Pat
Race 5: #5 Hope Landing
Race 6: #7 Strong Composition
Bonkers Box (Race 6): #7 Strong Composition – #2 Devil’s Due West

Mountain
Race 1: #10 Im Mr Right
Race 2: #2 Famous Fighter
Race 6: #3 Flashy Humor
Race 7: #5 Yo Phat
Bonkers Box (Race 1): #10 Im Mr Right – #9 Expecting Cash – #7 Road Parade – #4 Big Johnny D
Bonkers Box II (Race 6): #3 Flashy Humor – #5 Charles – #1 Ocean Alley
Bonkers Box III (Race 7): #5 Yo Phat – #6 Autumn Ember

Keystone
Race 7: #10 Find the Money

Presque
Race 4: #1 Jolson
Race 5: #6 Brat
Bonkers Box (Race 4): #1 Jolson – #4 Cooking Up a Storm
Bonkers Box II (Race 5): #6 Brat – #7 Notalotatrouble

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Better to be a snowflake than to be expendable, no?

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2 Responses to Tuesday Sniping: Separated-at-Birth Edition

  1. Honeyman says:

    Cesar Chavez JR.–getting help he don’t want or even interested in? Poor boy. The “Care PKG” should arrive the 19th. no racing for me this month–getting to old to keep up with these beez. too many clients. Beer cheese Fest a great day. Sold all my Goodz and hid yours under the Table. Wifey said –wait, wait what are you doin? Are you overheated? I said no, I gotta take some home. she looked funny.
    Got one more harvest and then What? I sent some Liberal named Wayne to the Ice Cream store. he has a brain disorder and was operated on near you. I told him I would buy.
    the HINEYMAN®—O to I—I got overactive Thyroid–so the
    Doc said. Good luck and good eating.

    • Shoutoute says:

      Damn! That’s fantastic. Thank you. We are with you in your recovery. Let us know when we can hold up our end of the barter. Hope you are well enough, though. Miss ya!

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