First Post: Friday, July 24, 2020

Cutch back on the field, finally! He is the difference-maker. The Fightin’ Phils are getting their 2020 campaign underway tonight. Ring the bell! Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, July 23, 2020

We won’t have to bash Libertariats, QAnon, QAron, Karen or all the other usual suspects today, and maybe for a while. Thank you, béisbol!

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First Post: Wednesday, July 22, 2020

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That’s it. These ladies don’t have an F left to give! Continue reading

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First Post: Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Sen. Jos. R. McCarthy (R.-Wis.) did not even reach the age of 50. After suffering professional and political disgrace, he became addicted to morphine before dying of cirrhosis. He did not live long enough to see the era of right-wing grifting whereby he could have hawked lots of various and sundry goods and medicines to his believers, sort of like how Fat Alex Jones does it now. Too bad for McCarthy. Continue reading

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First Post: Monday, July 20, 2020

QAnon/QAron/Karen, is this true? What are the latest drops on this? Is the drooling, doddering bit part of the shtick to throw Deep State off his scent? As well, what’s up with the shooting at the home of the judge who was just named to the Epstein case? QAnon/QAron/Karen, we need guidance. And any further info on JFK Jr.’s resurrection (or, rather, return to the public eye) also will be appreciated! Thanks, patriots! Thank you! Continue reading

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First Post: Sunday, July 19, 2020

At first it looks like negative football, sideways passing, catenaccio if it were a style of attack. But then it gets good, at least if you’re a Gooner. Yea, verily, your No. London Arse are into the FA Cup Final for a record 21st time after defeating Man City 2-nil. Thanks, Obama! Thanks, Aubameyang. Continue reading

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First Post: Saturday, July 18, 2020

Horse racing! This was the greatest Haskell ever, hooves down. Continue reading

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First Post: Friday, July 17, 2020

Stay safe, Portland. Be protective of Stephen Malkmus and also Pink Martini, among others! Continue reading

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First Post: Thursday, July 16, 2020

Impractical Jokers for the political set! Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Here we go. Is it too late to be WHITE? Otherwise, how about something in the gigolo industry? Yeah, that’s the ticket! Finally, if those two fields aren’t hiring, we’ll settle for Right-Wing Grifter & QAnon Chaos Agent At-Large. We’ll be expecting a call from Jared himself. We’ve been fitted for our MAGA hat already, Size 7 3/8. Thank you! Continue reading

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