HiddenEntries (A Wholly Owned Cynthia Publishing Company Subsidiary Blog)

Armenia the oldest Xian nation on earth, and the Turks always wanted to wipe out their neighbors whom they considered infidels, etc. We stand with our bros. & sisters in Yerevan & all over Glendale, Calif., and beyond. Genats’t!

Ladies & gentlemen, the exquisite sporture of the Philadelphia big-league athletic scene right now. On top (but only in terms of today’s video lede!), your phlagging Philalala PhiLLLLLLLLLies, losers of nine in a row — and counting! Below, your fantastical Philalala Flyers, winners of six-straight, the last three of which have come in their first-round Stanley Cup Playoff matchup against the suddenly old & cranky Pgh. Peng-a-wins. In comparison, the Philies last six wins have been scattered among 14 losing efforts! Yow!

Wednesday! Earth Day!

Very little positive return from the exquisite sporture we have been exposing ourselves to lately; however, the club that had the least expected of it going into these Stanley Cup Playoffs, your phightin’ Philalala Phlyers, have been outstanding value for money in the first two games of their Round 1 matchup against Pgh., Penna., beating the favorites decisively last night to secure a shock 2-0 series lead — on the road! And that road now travels east on the Pa. Tpke & I-76 to South Philly for Games 3 & 4. Special shoutout to very-special shutout goaltender Dannie Vladar, Game 2’s No. 1 Star.

Yay! Let the Truth & Reconciliation Committees commence!

Oh, Arsenal! Why you gotta be like this, Arsenal? Why?

Nothing like the NHL playoffs for athleticism, drama & compelling instant-win situations. Your Philalala Flyers made the postseason for the first time since 2020, and their Round 1 opponents are their eternal intrastate nemeses the Pgh. Peng-a-wins. The Pitt will be a heavy fave, but the Flyers seem to have impeccable vibes (VIBES, MAN, I TELL YA! VIBES!) for a No. 8 seed. Let the forechecking begin!

Greetings, Friday-afternoon (PDT) béisbol lovers! Since every other assemblage of mere baseball mortals seems to have difficulty slowing-down that La-La Land Los Doyers Diamond Juggernaut, maybe Mother Nature can do a better job of it!

Thursday!

Well, your No. London Arse have escaped for the moment, progressing to the Champions League semifinals via a bore draw (read: nil-nil) at home against a decidedly unambitious Sporting Lisbon side. Thank goodness for what seemed like an afterthought of a goal in stoppage time in the opening leg of the tie last week. On aggregate, it finishes 1-nil to The Arsenal, with a showdown against Atletico Madrid awaiting in the penultimate round of this year’s competition. As always, #COYG!