Category Archives: WMF

O Dallas you shine with an evil light O Dallas you shine with an evil light How’d you turn a billion steers into buildings made of mirrors, and why am I drawn to you tonight? O Dallas you shine with … Continue reading →

For the archives!

Uh…good afternoon!

From the Land of The Avocado-Eatersz, welcome!

How high-minded political operatives get us all in trouble: Hey, we have this idea. We want to make you the first [fill-in-this-blank] President. The idea is greater than the reality. We pick you because you are young, smart, charismatic, a … Continue reading →

Andy, did you hear about this one?

Ah, no ranting today. Exhale.