All-Phillies, all-the-time? Well, how can you help it when they keep displaying this sort of diamond brilliance? As that noted baseball fan MC Hammer of Oaktown, Calif., sings in his most famous song: ‘RING THE BELL, school’s back in!’ #ringthebell, that’s hashtag-ringthebell on your various SOcial MEdia outlets…
Gratuitous Horse Racing Tweet of Your Day:
Well, are you one of ’em Dad Bod mopes, or are you a so-called Gray Fox? Reasonable adherence to calorie-restricted nutrition, plus regular cardio activity and resistance training will keep the testosterone levels high enough to push you toward the latter. Give it a try! You can undo the harm caused by your previous bodily neglect, and even get to the plus-side of the fitness ledger. Don’t overthink it; don’t over-stress it. A small but consistent effort is sufficient. No need to hop on the Struggle Bus and show everyone on the SOcial MEdia how hard you’re ‘grinding’ and ‘hustling’; leave that to the performers. You’re better than that. Hopefully.
BestLine Racing Society Recap:
A couple of post-press-time connections to report from last night’s (Sunday’s) late action: At Cypress, Calif., the finale, which on this day was Race 9 numerically, #6 Yo Time (.195 Win Prob / 4.13-1 Fair Odds / 6.18-1 Premium Odds) for Adrian & The Spanish First Person Subjective at $26.20. At Altoona, Iowa, #6 Iron Lotus (.213 / 3.69 / 5.57) won Race 8 for Tiger Moms the world over at $22-even.
As for today (Monday), some of the races went like this…
Starting today across the Northern Border, the one you never hear about, with Fort Erie Int’l., where #3 Ashwicken (.317 / 2.15 / 2.79) won Race 2 for W. Norfolk (the region in England) at $10.10; completing your winning $33.20 exacta was #5 Royal Chrome (.317 / 2.15 / 2.79), with the premium price on that comboa (comboa!) being $21.14.
At Shelbyville, Ind., the opener which on this day and pretty much every other day was Race 1 numerically, #6 Gimme Some Money (.511 / 0.96 / 1.35) and #3 La Flaka (.203 / 3.93 / 4.91) combined on your winning $17.40 exacta whose premium price was $15.95. Next race there was lousy with firsters, allowing #2 Permit to Carry (.598 / 0.67 / 1.01) to conceal some value, winning at $7-even. In Race 4, #2 The Kid Pataky (.409 / 1.44 / 1.93) won it for a certain ex-Governor of The State of New York (variant spelling; or else the bombshell named Elsa) at $5.80; granted, this was 6¢ shy of the premium price, but we cannot blame you for leaving those half-dozen pennies as a tribute upon The Altar of The God of Doing Business with The Parimutuels — we report, you decide!
From New Cumberland, W.Va., #6 Traumarama (.385 / 1.60 / 2.12) stressed-out his Race 2 rivals at $9.60.
Over to Bucks Co., Penna., specifically Bensalem Twp., for Race 4, in which #4 Just Step On It (.285 / 2.51 / 3.21) hoofed it into the winner’s circle at $11.20; completing your winning $41.20 exacta was #6 Catire Vizcaya (.277 / 2.61 / 3.33), with the premium price on that comboa (comboa!) being $27.79. Next race there, #1 Rolls Royce Joyce (.134 / 6.46 / 9.45) and #4 Shackleford County (.179 / 4.59 / 5.70) combined on your winning $149-even exacta whose premium price was $126.63.
Race 6 on the Altoona, Iowa, card had #2 Rockin the Dad Bod (.406 / 1.46 / 1.96) winning it for love handles, spare tires & long-lost abdominal muscles at nice, round $10.60.
BestLine Racing Society Nightcap:
Back to The Great White North, whence we started, to end your Monday evening at Assiniboia…
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