Happy Meal
When’s the last time your food smiled at you? Well, the mounds of mashed potatoes indented by pools of gravy here — don’t they look like E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial? You know they do! And that half-moon slab of red meat below, isn’t that a grin? You know it is! Dig in!
Mmmmmmm. Nummie.
Fleet Frontrunners
NONE
Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
NONE
Favorable Faves*
Mahoning 2
Keystone 7, 10
Turf Paradise† 2, 7
Freakazoid Factories
Keystone 6, 8
The WRD 7
*-morning-line faves only, including those bumped-up to morning-line-favorite status after accounting for raceday scratches and changes, which are current as of 12:25 p.m. EDT; no-go if race switches surface or if any part of coupled-entry scratches; 162-game season
†-raceday scratches & changes unavailable at press-time; team disbanded during 1974-75 season
YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes‡
Fair Grounds 9
Fonner 4, 5
Gulf 6
Los Alamitos 1
Tampa 12
‡-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!
The Beef Bowl Cut — split it with a loved one soon!
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who cut that prime rib like that…….or did someone eat half first b for the “smiley mashed potaotes???
It is my understanding that all servers at the establishment in question are trained professionals who have had many years of experience in the art & science of halving a whole cut of prime rib for two diners who choose to share one. Rest assured, Sir, that the entire portion was cut directly from the rack and then split afterwards. Please, a little decorum for our friends wearing the tall toques and wielding the sharp knives!
P.S. Thank you. Good game yesterday between Pgh. & Phila. Thank you again. Have a good day. Kevork The Rocky Mountain Spotted Retriever enjoying the remains of the rib now. Thank you.
Now if i was a Chef…………I would have cut it just 2 nice slices and charged for One entre.
OHH those guys with the tall hats!……ok story i am working at a city club in the Burgh. i get on the elevator and some people from France are going to there room. each one touch the toque i was wearing and stated “Its good luck to touch the toque”! this is a true story
ps las vegas this week!!!