Monthly Archives: April 2015

First Post: Thursday, April 9, 2015

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Steven Unite

The 2015 Masters starts now, and if s/he’s a golfer, then s/he should hate parsz. But if s/he is a horseplayer, s/he is likely using the ones not shipped from Studio City, Calif. Tyvm!

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 146

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Steven Unite

Hoo-boy. First public touting via All-In-One V6.8 with new 062APP_PARS.koi file for 2015 installed. Bon voyage! Bon appétit!

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First Post: Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Posted on April 7, 2015 by Steven Unite

The ladiesz love him, but chances are growing that they won’t get to see him on the TV for the playoffsz. Bailey The Lion hitting the Löwenbräu particularly hard this evening.

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Tuesday Sniping: Immortal Jonnie Quicksz Edition

Posted on April 6, 2015 by Steven Unite

Bo Ryan, if he puts Jonnie Quick on the court with 4:25 left in the second half, then Buckie Badger is your National Collegiate Hoopball Champion mascot. Oh, well.

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Monday Boxing: Immortal Johnnie Mattress Mathis Edition

Posted on April 5, 2015 by Steven Unite

Hoo-boy. Guy’s still got it.

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First Post: Sunday, April 5, 2015

Posted on April 5, 2015 by Steven Unite

Happy Easter. Our coverage of Echo & The Bunnymen Week Holy Week concludes with a fine song touching on all our best hopes for this day: Bring on the dancing horses, wherever they may roam. Bring on the new Messiah, … Continue reading →

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 145

Posted on April 4, 2015 by Steven Unite

Arse finally wins a game with a lunchtime (BST) kickoff.

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Gratuitous Post: Half-Time at The Emirates

Posted on April 4, 2015 by Steven Unite

Got killed on Good Friday? This’ll lift your spiritsz, if you’re an Arse fan, at least.

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First Post: Saturday, April 4, 2015

Posted on April 4, 2015 by Steven Unite

Today, a post-Good Friday elegy: Cold is the wind that blows through my headstone…

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First Post: Friday, April 3, 2015

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Steven Unite

This is it. This is the one. This is Good Friday through the spellbinding psychedelic sonic psychosis of the greatest group of the post-punk era. This is as raw and unsettling as any of the best avant-garde you can think … Continue reading →

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