First Post: Thursday, April 9, 2015

Guy is obviously driving down the wrong Street, y’know?

The 2015 Masters starts now, and if s/he’s a golfer, then s/he should hate parsz. But if s/he is a horseplayer, s/he is likely using the ones not shipped from Studio City, Calif. Tyvm!

Early-speed, pace-call and final-time numbers, plus variantsz, track-class ratings, intertrack class-level ratings, WMF characterizations, track capsules, superparsz, etc. More than meetsz the eye, and DRF croniesz will not get it. There’s only one…PARS PLUS.

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Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 4, 6, 8
Gulfstream Park Proper 6, 8

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Keeneland 3, 6, 9
Lone Star 1, 4, 6, 7, 9
Oaklawn 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9
Pimlico 7

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Lone Star 1 on the pay-side. Opening Night in Tejas — Tejas! Yeeeeeeeeee-hawwwwwwwwwww! Tejas!

As for Oaklawn 8, it looks like a two-horsey showdown between the obvious runners, your top two morning-line choices. Oh, well. Next time!

Yesterday’s Activity: Also pitching shutouts were Detroit, Chicago (N.L.), Tampa Bay, Atlanta, Cleveland, Oakland, Serge Bobrovsky, Braden Holtby, Jhonas Enroth. As well, Jack Nicklaus #1 forever. YOU KNOW HE HATESZ PARSZ! HATESZ ’EM! As well, he is more a tennis player these days, actually. You could look it up.

WMF Report:

Early
Gulfstream 6f

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.