First Post: Thursday, April 3, 2014

Pancakesz, pancakesz!

Huh. How about that? Du-Par’s? Yup. Did parsz. Done parsz. Here we are, and they are finished. Another year, another set of updated pars. Huzzah! Pass the syrup.

Always an exciting season for us and for the rest of the faithful. New numbers, tune-up the handicapping engine! Come on, you Jonah! Here we have the first session of touting with the 2014 Cynthia Publishing Company par times installed. Come on, you Jonah! Pass the melted butter!

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 6
Santa Anita 1, 4, 5, 8

Pay-side: Today…

Golden Gate 2, 3, 7
Oaklawn 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9
Pimlico 2, 6, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but two No. 1 seeds will throw-down tonight at the World’s Most Famous Arena in your NIT title-decider. Larry Brown never dies, and his school this time around has the proper initials: Go, SMU! Eric Dickerson, Craig James, Pony Express!

Yesterday’s Activity: The last day of handicapping with the 2013 parsz. Vale!

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 4½f
Santa Anita 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Chas. Town 4 (8:23 p.m. EDT / 5:23 p.m. PDT) has the Dynamite Dyad of #1 Ring and Run and #5 Thanksforthedrink ready to rumble. …Two races later there (9:17 / 6:17), it’s another Power-Packed Pair: #8 Windsor’s Punch, #1 Sharp Tina. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.