She doesn’t care about the horseys…she just wants to mark her territory on the stone and ivy!
Even The One-Eyed Pug knows what day it is! Yes, it’s the day before Ashley Judd’s UK Wildcatsz play in one National Semifinal game of the American Collegiate Men’s Basketball Playoffs, of course! Lexington, represent!
Maybe The One-Eyed Pug also will maul some of the haircuts, especially that dirty Lo Duca. Dirty. Maybe urinate on his steroid-inflamed foot. Or something like that.
Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 3, 7
Calder / Gulf Calder 2, 5, 8, Gulf 1, 7, 9
Santa Anita 4, 5, 8
Pay-side: Today…
Golden Gate 3, 7
Hawthorne 9
Keeneland 1, 3, 4, 7
Oaklawn 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10
Pimlico 3, 7, 8
Sunland 10
Tampa 4
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: One today, but it’s already been rained off the turf at — where else? — tornadic Keeneland. No recommendations. Regrestz!
Yesterday’s Activity: All right, all right. First day of touting with the updated 2014 par times. No good on the free side, but two OK ones at the Oaklawn, including a tasty 21-1 shocker. Tasty. As always, hope you had ’em. And you will if you update your pars. Probably. We have done our best.
WMF Report:
Early
Chas. Town 4½f
Gulf 6f
Los Alamitos 4½f
Santa Anita 6f
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.
Shirt made me smile, the words mauling haircuts> made me laugh> out loud. Is there an imagination involved???. First time in 35 or 36 yrs, I have had to PAY to park. The spot by barn 17, R.B. Hess’s barn with his 3 or 4 Stallions or Stallionettes. Love to walk thru and smell. Kee. has not the funds to replace the POLY with DIRT> my only reason to come up with for the parking fee charge. Very resentful, but the idea kept the anger in check. KEE is a very GREEDY place. Can you tell i had a good day yet? Missed first double. Did bet on KEN “The Bald Eagle” McPeek in the 2nd> paid 13 somthin. no good till 6th–6 horse 8/1 ML won and gave back 7 somthin. no good till 8th> OMAR LITTLE’s never forgetful words {Tip Along Now} came to mind, so the 7 tipthetrolleygirl came thru at 21 and change. 9th race> could “Pinocchio” possibly keep the 1 horse out of trouble this time??? yes he did, BARELY, tried every way in the world to go the wrong way, but had too much horse, an 8 dollar one. 10th race thought there was a Mr Mitchell show bet possibility> no such luck> ROSIE the KEE sweetheart hadn’t fared well today so what the heck> a photo for 3rd and 4.40. Payin to park wasn’t bad after all.
College scholarship day>> MANY SKIRTS, yes MANY SKIRTS!!!!!! FLOOR RESS SCENT!!!!!
“The Honeyman”
Yw.
Hold on a sec. One-Eyed Pug is pawing at my ankle here.
“Arfarfarfarfarfarfarfarf!”
Ah. Let me translate.
“What about ME, HONEYMAN?!”
Oops. Wait. There’s more.
“Arfarfarfarf…dirty Lo Duca!”
Ty for the blow-by-blow. Keep up the fine reporting. We could use you on the staff here. We’ll reimburse you for your parking.
Skirts must be agitated in anticipation of TONIGHT.
Saw that Sen. McConnell’s Tea Party challenger is looking to legalize cockfighting. Oh, dear.
That sews up your vote right there, don’t it?
Watchin KEE. today, but had to reply. WILDCAT NATION is beyond belief. TV reporters already scouting for excessive celebrations. Anything to tune in for, scare the MOOS & BAA”S into “staying tuned in”. It gets my hackle feathers aroused!!!! Speaking of the ROOSTERS>>> The “LAST” big time fight started Yesterday & Continues Today. Feds finally put the scoots with another economy booster for East KY.. Cousin “BOB” the COCK linemakes will be on “THE DRAW” with the other 90% of the Commonwealth, now that he’s unemployed.
Come to find out Mitch’s opponent came to the wrong rally. Didnt’t even know what the COCKARULLAHS were doing there. Guess that blew his chances?????
Finally, I’ll be rootin for the BADGER “white Boyz”. Not that I am prejudiced, I root for the under skilled team players. Always enjoyed watching Dick Bennet at Wisconsin, could take average players & excell. Rootin for his son at Va.
Better go try and up my Kee. R.O.I.
“The Honeyman”>>>>BEE report later> not lookin very promising yet. That “ONE EYED PUG is a lucky pooch.